The Club Life

26 Feb

Do you remember when you were young, or last night if you are young, and you had that moment of “What am I doing here?” Well, some people know it well and some people only know it once or twice because they love the life. I’m one who gets it all the time and I wonder if the next time is the time that will be fun. I’ve found it’s only easy to spend time at a club if you’re with a great group of friends, love to dance, or are a drunk skunk. Now that I’m in my mid twenties, I find that it’s best to spend time positively, and turn any situation you are uncomfortable with into a good one. Last weekend McKenzie and I went to a club, which happened to be empty, as it was a Sunday night. We have had some rough times this month and needed a weekend filled with activities. At this empty club, we were being hit on by the men… Well the type of men that go to clubs on a Sunday night. Seeing as these men are not our type, we were feeling a bit down and didn’t know how to perk up. All of a sudden, we wondered why we were feeling down? Did we actually expect to have a good time socializing with Sunday nightclub hoppers? Not really. Instead, we decided to make the best of a bad situation.

We went out in the middle of the dance floor which only had about three people on it, one of which was on a stripper pole. Sunday night pole dance? Apparently so. We went out on that dance floor and I challenged McKenzie to dance as foolish as we could and appear as though we were serious. We started dancing and then legs came out flying with moves you haven’t seen since Night at the Roxbury. It ended up being one of the most fun nights of the weekend, which had nothing to do with being picked up by men or having too many drinks. Afterwards, we finished the night with some cheap Chinese food. A fantastic night.

I always wonder how those girls that go to the club weekly handle it. We used to go out at least two times a week, and we were girls like that but weren’t too into the neon light club scene with the beats and the black lights that make people’s stained teeth show. We were the type to find our favourite place and party the hell out of it, until we became regulars and moved on. As we’ve grown throughout the years, every so often we come back to a place we have visited before and wonder why we’re there. It’s not the scene we’re into anymore, though we clearly still love to dance… and drink.

Last night I went out for a friend’s birthday party at a club. It was a club with Spanish music on one side and Gangsta beats on the other. Typical stuff with stages filled with girls and neon lights hurting my eyes. It was filled with men who feel it’s their right to grab your hand (ass) while you walk by. It was filled with people that talk 3 centimeters away from your face as if that’s a normal space. And finally, it’s a place that if you’re not drunk, you’re screwed. Seeing as I was that sober person, I found myself just observing the people in the club. There was a guy who literally was swinging his pelvis back and forth and pulsing and grabbing his air woman. There was a 40-year-old man who thought his beer belly didn’t get in the way when people were walking by him. There were women with their spare tires hanging out, and women who looked as gorgeous as any celebrity. After four hours of observing and literally taking my hand and pushing faces away from mine, I was done and drove home, spending the cab ride back to my car with a van full of drunk, pelvis-thrusting men who kept calling me Blondie and asking why I was ignoring them.

The conclusion of this is nothing more than the fact that I am so thankful my friends don’t throw their pelvises back and forth, and that we can make a bad situation fun. It’s just too bad that none of them were with me last night. But not all was bad; I got birthday cake… And I most definitely ate the whole thing while sitting there with a fork merely observing.


8 Responses to “The Club Life”

  1. chronicdatingchronicles February 26, 2012 at 3:04 pm #

    Hahaha.. I love the pictures. Always in my head.. I am thinking I look all fabulous and pretty– then there are those days when you see pictures from the night before… and you’re like “oh… well atleast I had fun!”
    I am really enjoying the blog 🙂


  2. nelle February 26, 2012 at 8:16 pm #

    If there’s a birthday wish to be said, consider it done! Cheers!

    I’d not much enjoy the experience of such a club environment, even if thirty years younger.

  3. BougieHippie February 27, 2012 at 3:56 am #

    Hilarious pic. However I don’t dance I just get cute and pose on the sideline. If I dont fall asleep. I’m getting old.

  4. Victoria-writes February 27, 2012 at 7:18 am #

    I haven’t been to a club in years! Yay for birthday cake!

  5. riatarded February 27, 2012 at 11:14 pm #

    I haven’t been to a club in the last 2 years. i don’t know, I think I just outgrew that phase. I am not saying its a bad thing but clubbing is just not for me, unless I am with a group of friends.

    I have friends/acquaintances who still like to get punch drunk every weekend like we used to in college and well I can’t lie I do like to drink too but I can’t do that every weekend. It is just not right for my body. I can’t believe I am saying this, but thank God for alcohol allergies!

    and and and YAY birthday cake :p

  6. Shira March 4, 2012 at 10:16 am #

    Lol, seriously! Too funny!

  7. njorgensenblog March 13, 2012 at 2:33 pm #

    haha beer goggles.

  8. jamieonline May 19, 2012 at 5:24 pm #

    Brilliant! Luckily I ALWAYS look fabulous when I’m out and dancing!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: