Quirks That Never Fade

26 Sep

 

I’m sure you’re aware that every man, guy or boy has unique quirks that make him who he is. I’m also sure you’re aware that some of these quirks are the reasons for nicknames, stories, and inevitably how you describe your ex when the relationship has ended. Well, I’m here to tell you that this is not only one of the most common things to discuss with your girlfriends; it’s clearly one of the most fun things.

I’m here to tell you how a flick of the wrist lasted as one ex’s identifier for years after we had broken up. While “Flick” and I would eat dinner, he would open his palm, spread his fingers and flick across his body quickly to form his hand into a point. He would do this to ask me to pass the salt, point directions to anyone if they asked, and always… always to order dinner. We would sit down at a table and for some reason he would get a sense of power, and speak to the waitress with a cockiness that always made me shiver. He would not only point to the menu with his hand flick, but also to ask me what I was going to order, and then proceed to order it for me always in the same manner. “She’ll have the chicken,” hand flick. “She’ll have the pasta,” hand flick.

I’ll always remember McKenzie telling me that the women that worked at the store she was working at the time thought he was there to steal something. He had a sketchy way about him, only emphasized by the fact that he would flick his hand all the time. Perhaps Flick had a disease. The disease of the Idle Hands as the old movie would suggest. If you haven’t seen it, well, I wouldn’t really bother, but it’s something like what his hands had. Anyways, it never stops being funny and once in a while I am at dinner or McKenzie is, and we burst out laughing at someone across the room ordering with the flick of the hand.

Another guy I dated had a weird trait. It’s pretty disgusting and I can’t believe I dated him for so long considering he had this. When he kissed me, (remembering this is making me gag) he would back away at the end of our little make out with his mouth open and tongue sticking out. Yeah, I dated a dog. His nickname was “Funny Hat”. It won’t make sense now, but don’t worry, it will later.  It wasn’t so weird at the beginning because I thought he was just into it and would go back for more. But as time wore on, he would do it non-stop. He would just open his mouth with his moist little tongue sticking out.

I started looking away because I couldn’t take it anymore. What’s worse, when we had sex he would do it too. He would be so into it that he wouldn’t realize his mouth was open and his tongue was out like a dog. Hell, my dog doesn’t even pant that much. I started saying “Your mouth is open again,” and he would reply with “Oh I didn’t realize.” He would close it but near the end of our relationship I just stopped being attracted to him. He once told me that his sister had to tell him to close his mouth on many occasions because he had a habit of leaving it open. I had to stop from bursting out laughing, but damn was his sister right. I couldn’t take the constant panting. If I were into dogs, I’d just date one and save myself the emotional turmoil.

I’d like to hear some of your stories of the quirks or traits you noticed about a guy you dated or are still dating. I think it will be interesting to see what’s really out there and what I can look forward to in the next guy I date. I’m scared. Are you?

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4 Responses to “Quirks That Never Fade”

  1. nobusysignal September 26, 2011 at 9:42 pm #

    Hilarious, I enjoyed reading this post.

  2. Brooke and Mckenzie (@BROOKEnMCKENZIE) September 26, 2011 at 11:19 pm #

    Thanks so much for reading our blog!

  3. will date for free food September 27, 2011 at 8:55 am #

    This is a little bit off topic, but definitely reminded me of something an ex did. It wasn’t necessarily a bad habit of his or anything. But more just something he did that at first I thought it was a little funny, and then he just kept doing it more and more (like a child. when you laugh at a child they keep doing it for the attention when). Anyways, he would put this super big dorky smile on his face… tuck in his chin a bit… and waved frantically while yelling “Hiiiiii!!!!” He started doing it in from of my family. That was the last straw.

    • Brooke and Mckenzie (@BROOKEnMCKENZIE) September 27, 2011 at 10:43 am #

      Wow…that is quite an annoying quirk and I know what you mean I’ve been in a situation where I felt bad laughing afterwards because they don’t stop and it gets beyond annoying.

      I dates someone that would always wriggle his nose when he was talking, reminded me of a rabbit and I found it creepy, not cute at all. Another thing he did, he would always talk with his hands and wave his finger to make a point.

      They definitely never fade!

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